Show the bargain shopper in your life that you are thinking of them with this gag certificate.
Do you know a person who is totally full of it and want to let them know how you feel?
Coffee can be good in moderation but some people just take the bean to heart.
Know a total jackass that needs to be put in their place? This is perfect for those people.
Opps I hurt myself again... Oh what a klutz I am and I do indeed deserve an award for it.
Ever want to just shut up an know it all? This award should do the trick for a while.
Some people just know how to show the love. Show that person you can show it as well.
Know someone who has gone nuts and need a subtle way to let them know? hehehe
Some of the dope smokers among us just take the art to extremes. Let em know with this award.
The make up artist who wouldn't dare venture out the door without a full coat of armour.
We all know them... The drinker who jops from one bar to the next until totally wasted.
You might be a redneck if... Everyone knows at least one of these types and they need an award as well.
This Masturbation Award is for any monkey spanker that you know.
Sometimes certain people just cant get enough no matter how many times they do it.
We all know one of these people. They are great at starting things but never seem to finish.
This Dumbass Award should be given to that person that you know who is simply dumb... and an ass!
